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Everybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I call my dog "Sex".
I went to the City Hall to get a license for my dog. I told the clerk that I wanted to get a license for Sex. He said: "I'd like to have one too." But then I said: "This is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like." Then I said: "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 10 years old." He said: "You must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, me and a special room for Sex. She said every room in the hotel is for sex. I said: "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said: "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said to the Judge: "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The Judge said: "Me too." Then I told the Judge "After I was married, Sex left." The Judge said: Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked: "What are you doing in this alley at 4'O clock in the morning. I told the cop: "I am looking for Sex." My court hearing is scheduled in 2 weeks time.